mike drunkbeater

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"

Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!

by KaBoom January 24, 2014

drunkanese

Language of drunk people. To slur normal words beyond recognition. To be Scottish after 3pm.

me mum speaks drunkanese after a fifth of whiskey.

by DirkNiggla September 19, 2003

drunkometer

A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.

Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush. Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 on the drunkometer.

by well, there was this one time January 13, 2005

druncated

When out on the town for a night of drinking and you drink so much that you forget the end of the night. Derived from the words drunk and truncated.

Dan: "Hey man how was the rest of your night last night?"
Grady: "I don't know man my, night kind of got druncated."
Dan: "Dayum son."

by DANIBUS January 22, 2009

Devious Drunkster

1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.

2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.

"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"

"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"

"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."

by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010

Drunknate

Donate to a cause while and because you’re wasted.

That Beto campaign has me figured out. They keep posting pictures of Ted Cruz’s stupid fat face with “donate to Beto now, to ruin Ted’s life.” So I’m gonna finish these natty lites and drunknate 20 bucks.

by nsenada September 2, 2018

drunkation

A vacation that is spent being drunk the entire time.

That drunkation last week kicked my ass.

by bralager August 22, 2011