CVS

To fail in seduction. i.e. Never closing (like CVS; geddit?).

Darren: Did you get that girl back to yours last night?
Clive: Negative.
Darren: Ha! You're so CVS!
Clive: ??
Darren: You never close.

Barbara: Did you get Percy's penis in you last night?
Siobhan: No. I totally CVSed again.
Barbara: Scheisse. You are never going to close on that bit of man meat.

CVS by AngusWordsmith June 13, 2011

CVS

Chassis Vibration Sensor. dashboard object in the form of a hula girl or bobble-head with a spring

Time to check the tires; the CVS is going haywire

CVS by rhinozrus February 13, 2009

cvs

clown versus smurfs

Hey do you want to play CVS?

cvs by maxpissed January 11, 2008

CVS

Crusty Vagina Store

I am not going to that CVS ever again because they will not take my coupon.

CVS by BoothLady April 17, 2021

CVS

An acronym for Crown Vic Sex

"Wow your interior is huge too!"
"CVS all the way baby."

CVS by Mr Special August 16, 2019

cvs

cvs- chuckling very softly

1. Your responce was humorous and left me cvs.

2. "As I sat cvs, I plotted my retort."

3. Unworthy of a lol.

cvs by BDMAC January 13, 2010

CVS

Sex.

1. Oh my gosh LINDSAY! We Just CVS'D!
2. So we just went to CVS on Theo's tempurpedic mattress.
3. Did you hear? Theo and Sarah went to CVS together, I think it was their first trip there.

CVS by SS AA RA AB H March 1, 2009