AngusWordsmith's definitions

CVS

To fail in seduction. i.e. Never closing (like CVS; geddit?).

Darren: Did you get that girl back to yours last night?
Clive: Negative.
Darren: Ha! You're so CVS!
Clive: ??
Darren: You never close.

Barbara: Did you get Percy's penis in you last night?
Siobhan: No. I totally CVSed again.
Barbara: Scheisse. You are never going to close on that bit of man meat.

by AngusWordsmith June 13, 2011