Cabulance

1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.

2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.

3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.

Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!

by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

curbulence

While operating a vehicle, driver mistakenly runs one or more tires over a nearby curb.

While pulling out of the local Krispy Kreme, Rodney ran into some curbulence spilling coffee all over his white t-shirt and jeans.

by Randman January 17, 2006

Cumlancer

A word used to describe someone who covers themselves in cum and acts like a golem

He has been collecting so much cum he must be a cumlancer

by Macgab July 19, 2021

cumblanket

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.

John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 16, 2021

Cumbucelance

To be in state of cumbustling, also known as turning into shrek's green semen.

Bruh i could just go for some cumbucelance right now bruh *proceeds to shove fishing hook up ass

by TheRealKoolAidMan May 26, 2022

curbulence

the extreme winds that almost blow your car off the road as you drive

there was some mild to medium curbulence experienced on my drive home from work today....

by nessie_tee October 16, 2013

Clambulance

A woman sits on a man’s face whilst he mimics the sound of an ambulance

Last night I gave her the good ole’ clambulance

by Sussksss August 30, 2022