crysturbate

verb. the act of crying while sexually pleasuring one's self.

David loves to crysturbate to Zac Efron's chiseled abs and classical good looks.

Crysturbate

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.

Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep

by meggymc October 27, 2017

Being so depressed with any aspect of your life, normally your love life, that you cry before, during, or after masturbating alone in your room.

After getting turned down on Valentine's day, Greg went home and crysturbated the night away.

by Blind idiot February 15, 2018

To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.

Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.

by TPH007 June 14, 2015

When one needs to cry, and uses sad fan fiction to help.

When she needs to cry, she uses sad Muke fan fiction to help her through her session of crysturbation.

by BruhItsLoganIdk October 24, 2015