Crosstitute 

A person who partakes in Prostitution and uses their income, only to donate it to the church of his or her choice.

"I heard Becky from the choir is a crosstitute...."
"It's ok cause it's for Jesus"

Crosstitute by fajitaboyz March 13, 2014

crosstitute 

A derogatory term coined to describe politicians prostituting their principals by taking part in floor crossings. These floor crossings were implemented to enable politicians to "jump ship" and take up the banner of an opposition party.
see South Africa - politics

That party member is a crosstitute

crosstitute by dictrix September 15, 2007

crosstitute 

A prostitute who dresses as the opposite sex.

A Crosstitute can most commonly be found in high-density urban areas on the dark side-streets near clubs. Easiest to detect in the "male as female" variety with tell-tale Adam's apples or five o'clock shadow, but they are most commonly detected from a distance when one notices that the subject is over six-foot and has the shoulders of a line backer.

crosstitute by Rob 1978 January 6, 2010

Copstitute 

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

Copstitute by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015

Constituted Authority 

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

Crossfitter 

Someone who immediatelly tell everybody that he is a crossfitter.

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar.
I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.

Crossfitter by dildo777 November 25, 2016

Chopstitute 

A promiscuous sorority girl that hooks up with multiple men of the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity.

Brothers, chopstitutes are high in number tonight.

Chopstitute by Abe Soong December 6, 2010