Bratarded

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

by djgringo June 16, 2010

contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"

by kathyv May 6, 2010

cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

catharded

Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.

"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

CoDtarded

Describes a player of the first person shooter, Call of Duty, who is a noob and does something retarded. Early signs you are playing with a CoDtarded person include shitty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter glass, and refusing to ready up until next Sunday. Another indicator of a CoDtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, "Revive me I have a raygun,"

Smart player: "Did you just trade the LSAT for the SMR? Why are you so CoDtarded?"
CoDtarded player: *Shitty dubstep playing in the background*"Revive me I just got down and have the raygun,"

by Noobish_Camper55 February 28, 2017

cratered

The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.

Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered

by springyjeff February 24, 2006

Fratarded

The mindframe of most fraternity members, especially in Laramie, Wyoming. Usually a requirement for acceptance into a frat.

Mike: Look at that jackass in the SAE shirt hitting on all those chicks way out of his league.

Bob: Yeah, hes fucking fratarded.

Joe: ERRRRRRRRR!!!!

by chewie October 21, 2004