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Craphamus

A combination of the Holidays of Chanukah and Christmas where one receives gag type gifts.

Slang for disgust or disappointment.

A substitution for any vulgar word.
A car cut Steven off, and he yelled Craphamus!

All I received for my birthday was Craphamus.

We celebrated Craphamus together this year and had one hell of a time!
by Buddy G January 2, 2012
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crapshack

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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crapshoot

1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.
1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.
by Dave.R. July 1, 2006
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craphammer

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004
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craprehensive

When you have to fart but your scared you might crap your pants.
I would of given my girl a dutch oven this morning but i was feeling a little craprehensive.
by Papa-Chulo May 23, 2009
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crapendium

A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.
The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.
by Mearns June 21, 2005
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Crape

the art of robbing a car and fucking the exhaust pipe afterwards.
The sex offender craped that car last night.
by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016
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