covidity

measure of covid-19, coronavirus

grandpa is scared about how much covidity there is in europe

by scxo March 5, 2022

Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.

“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022

Coviditus

The impact of Covid-19 creating a negative mental awareness of grumpiness, irratibility and irrational actions. People not helping each other or being kind therefore you have Coviditus conditions.

The delivery man had a bad case of Coviditus he refused to help unpack the items from my baskets and was extremely irritated.

The man refused to wear a mask and became extremely aggressive when asked to, he obviously had Coviditus!

by AffordableAnge October 23, 2020

Covidite

A person who lives their life in a pathological fear of a germ that won't affect them.

"The Covidite refused to use his brain in dealing with a germ, and was so stupid as to drive alone in his car wearing a mask, as though that would keep him from giving himself the germ."

by TheExtremelyGiftedOne November 8, 2020

Coviditus

Losing track of time and tasks as every day could be any day. This is due to the forgetfulness and distraction that comes from the social isolation and reduced external engagement during the Covid 19 pandemic.

She meant to get back to him but due to coviditus she did not realize how much time had passed.

by Laloya August 9, 2020

Covidite

A person that deliberately spreads coronavirus (COVID-19) or willfully ignores the safety protocols such as social distancing.

The Covidite purposefully coughed and the apples in the produce section of the grocery store.

by socialdistancing2020 March 20, 2020

COVIDitch

The act of being ghosted because of or during the pandemic

Person 1: How’d it go with your Tinder date?
Person 2: I got COVIDitched when were supposed to meet up

by TowerFlower May 16, 2020