cockis

A cock that at erected size is considered large, but unerected is a 1 incher.

When David P. was boning me i thought he was huge, until i later peeked on him in the toilet and saw that he had a cockis.

by eneman September 22, 2004

Cookis

A now-extinct strain of Cannabis that Kenyans smoked before their tribal runs. This helped them run faster for longer distances.

I loves me some cookis.
That cookis helped me come in first place in triathlon.

by Z4CH248 November 13, 2011

cockish

Resembling or signifing a penis/cock.

Marty: Dude that carrot is so cockish.
Joe: Dude so it that dude, dude.
Marty: yeah dude.
Joe: So is my cock.
Marty: mines not
Joe: Yes.

by Catherby September 3, 2006

Cockisidal Maniac

A person, generally female, who either enjoys castration or is just in general anti-penis.

Person 1: Dude did you hear about that new anti-rape condom that Alexa invented?
Person 2: Yeah man, i think its called the "Anti-Rape Guillotine."
Person 1: She's such a cockisidal maniac
Person 2: Tell me about it.

by StyeMunstie August 20, 2010

cockisseur

A connoisseur of the cock. See also Penisseur

You must be quite the cockisseur after taking on all those poles.

by Hotstack November 14, 2015

Cockisthenics

Physical exercise related to the penis. Often performed when drunk, to the dismay of those nearby.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seekers' Mantown Dictionary.

Time to shut Ken off, he's performing cockisthenics.

by theKman77 November 14, 2007

Cockistocracy

Government by the biggest dicks; a form of government in which the worst dicks are in power.

org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy

In the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, red states voted overwhelmingly to abolish democracy and establish cockistocracy, by electing Donald Trump and his swamp jiz to office.

by b.rizz December 13, 2016