CockSmucker

Someone who sucks a cock with the aid of jam or jelly, giving the member and or balls a pleasant taste.

Janet spread some strawberry jam on me before she went down, what a cocksmucker.

by FerrisBueller July 17, 2006

cocksure

premature assumption of the complete and utter truth in one's thoughts, opinions, and actions. Cocking your gun with no ammo. Gunning your cock at anything that moves.

Regina, whose conjectural advances on others may seem overwhelmingly cocksure, occasionally comes to a veritable climax of intuition.

by plan bee February 15, 2010

cocksnarfing

Cock Snarfing:The act of spitting up a mouthful of cum thru the nose and mouth, generally caused by unexpected laughter during a blowjob. Doubly good when achieved a split second after the moment of orgasm when the mouth is completely filled with cum!

I couldn't resist telling her she fucked like her sister,she laughed so hard, the cocksnarfing began!

by Tanath April 23, 2006

cockslurper

One who performs oral sex upon men with great vigor. One who fellates loudly and messily, usually involving excess amounts of saliva or other bodily fluids.

Chris Young is a cockslurper of the highest magnitude for going down on that entire rugby team.

by Ryan Cano IV, esq. November 28, 2007

Cockmuffin

An insult (or compliment to close friends) substituting jackass, asshole, idiot, idjit, etc.

John, bro! Stop being such a cockmuffin!

Dude, Conner's a real cockmuffin.

by Just A Nerd November 29, 2017

Cockspur

A peripheral device used to ward off sexual predators.

In fear of those queers making a move on me in the gym showers, I went and bought myself a cockspur.

by Rafal Stawarz October 2, 2007

Cockmuffin

A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.

1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010