catricia

Catricia is both beautiful and very smart. She gets all the guys and most girls are jelaous of her.

Yo that girl is very beautiful, she must be a catricia

by Rebecca.H November 29, 2015

Catrice

A halarious ball of energy who never fails to make the world burst into tears of laughter. Catrice is always laughing, always smiling, and will go to the ends of the earth to get a smile out of anyone. A master at video games, gorgeous beyond compare, accepting of all no mater who you are, and more eccentric then a Ravenclaw, she's the friend you want to have. Catrice is a darling little bad ass who has more sex appeal then all the women in the earth put together. If you're not with her, you want to be, and if you aren't her, you wish every day you were.

"Oh my gosh, Catrice is just the most amazing of things!"

"I know, she is totally my favorite."

by baconcarbonaraa November 8, 2012

Citrix

Better known as "Shitrix", this thin client system lags like you wouldn't believe, and loses your data and locks your session if your program crashes. Which it does. Frequently. Can't even run the same program twice.

You often have to wait up to 10 seconds for keypresses to register when connected to the servers.

"I've got a crashed session on Citrix. Need admin to close it for me."

"'Shitrix' is lame, I want a proper system."

by A Ginger Ned February 26, 2005

citrine

one of Novembers birthstone, makes a beautiful name for a beautiful person :)

Citrine is yellow

by sksk..... ana i oop---------- October 17, 2019

citricum

from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos

1. noun; citricum

a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum

2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums

a. To ejaculate citricum.

1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun.

2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.

by clint August 26, 2004

Catrick

Catrick is a type of ragamuffin cat who enjoys hanging out with little tabby cats and curly haired owners. He typically has a fluffy tail, and likes to play fetch with cable ties.

"Catrick, like Patrick but a Cat"

by StephanieBear September 20, 2013

Citrix

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

by Anonymous May 10, 2004