Citrus-Circular Adjective
Based on the saying "Life gives you Lemons" Citricular is a term implying that the "Lemons" life gives to you are infinite and therefore infinite possibilities besides lemonade. To think outside the box when confronted with hardship.
When life gives you lemons, don't confine yourself to lemonade. Lemons are citricular when you stop perfecting your recipe.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!