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Better known as "Shitrix", this thin client system lags like you wouldn't believe, and loses your data and locks your session if your program crashes. Which it does. Frequently. Can't even run the same program twice.

You often have to wait up to 10 seconds for keypresses to register when connected to the servers.
"I've got a crashed session on Citrix. Need admin to close it for me."

"'Shitrix' is lame, I want a proper system."
Citrix by A Ginger Ned February 26, 2005
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N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.
Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)
Citrix just crashed.
My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.
To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.
Citrix by Anonymous May 10, 2004
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Citrix is a well established application and virtualization company. While it may get bad reviews, these come from fuck boys or people who cant come to terms with the fact that maybe the applications they are hosting just suck. Those same people don't understand the technology and are looking for someone else to blame instead of fixing their shitty code.
Hey John... My Citrix Session just locked up again.... Why is Citrix such a piece of shit?

Well Chad... Have you ever considered your application is frozen because the application you picked and forced us to host is a piece of garbage you low level fuck boy.

Chris screams in the background.. Citrix Fo Life!!!!!
Citrix by usemorenukes February 12, 2018
The November birthstone,if you are a girl here's a description for you:
You are optimistic, and bring people warmth and clarity, you promote motivation, activates creativity and encourages self-expression. You are a wonderful person.

I hope this makes you feel happier!
Person 1 : Here comes Citrine!

Person 2:She's such a nice person!

Person 1:Yeah! I agree!
Citrine by Cresent_Peach April 18, 2020
one of Novembers birthstone, makes a beautiful name for a beautiful person :)
Citrine is yellow

citricum 

from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos

1. noun; citricum

a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum

2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums

a. To ejaculate citricum.
1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun.

2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.
citricum by clint August 26, 2004

Citric Acid Cycle 

A cellular process that occurs within the mitochondria within the cell. It begins with Acetyl CoA which is produced from a molecule of pyruvate which is produced by glycolysis. The pyruvate is then oxidized and releases a CO2 to the atmosphere. The pyruvate is then further oxidized when it reduces NAD to NADH. The pyruvate is now known as Acetate , Coenzyme A is then added to the Acetate making it highly unstable and rich in energy, ready for the Citric Acid Cycle. During the Citric Acid Cycle NADH and FADH2 is produced along with ATP form substrate-level phosphorylation and and a few molecules of GTP.
The Citric Acid Cycle is crucial to cellular respiration
Citric Acid Cycle by belugawhale October 30, 2009