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Lilly: I'm in love with Cristian Castaneda, I think I wanna marry him one day.
Cassidy: Go for it! He is the ONE for you.
Iory: Cristian Castaneda is so sexy(no homo)
Lilly: I agree with both of you! Cristian Castaneda is the one and he is sexy!💑
Cassidy: Go for it! He is the ONE for you.
Iory: Cristian Castaneda is so sexy(no homo)
Lilly: I agree with both of you! Cristian Castaneda is the one and he is sexy!💑
by Liliana E. May 18, 2018
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is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.
by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013
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by RicoSuave May 13, 2019
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It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."
"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
by kathyv May 6, 2010
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"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018
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My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.
by onlyi2i January 20, 2012
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