To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.
Wanna get crangled?
I was crangled last night!
I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.
I was crangled last night!
I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.
by CK Crangle November 2, 2010
Get the Crangled mug.When a rectangle runs down the hall and creates an elongated shape with a round forward facing circle.
by SagesureBossets August 31, 2017
Get the Cirtangle mug.Related Words
cardangle
• crangle
• crangled
• Clamdangle
• cordwangler
• chodangle
• chrangle
• Cirtangle
• cranglet
• cryangle
The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".
Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.
by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008
Get the Alabama Crabdangle mug.A type of cheese referenced in "Bagenders", a popular AU Lord of the Rings fan fiction, that sadly is no longer updated. The full name of the cheese is "Old Cordwangler's Extra Blue Fantastically Mature".
The flavour and smell are supposed to be so violently strong that the cheese has actually taken on the ability to move, and attacks those who are near it.
It it used as a gimmick in Season 2, Episode 3, "The Dream Fridge" when Boromir posesses the fellowship's fridge and they are attempting different ways to excorcise him. Link to the story: http://tinyurl.com/9n8wp
It now basically just refers to a very smelly cheese.
The flavour and smell are supposed to be so violently strong that the cheese has actually taken on the ability to move, and attacks those who are near it.
It it used as a gimmick in Season 2, Episode 3, "The Dream Fridge" when Boromir posesses the fellowship's fridge and they are attempting different ways to excorcise him. Link to the story: http://tinyurl.com/9n8wp
It now basically just refers to a very smelly cheese.
"I'd like a quarter pound of Old Cordwangler's, please."
"Come through to the back room."
A heavy table, covered in scorch marks, sat in the centre of the room. On top of it was a thick glass bell jar, firmly bolted to the table. Through the translucent green of the glass could be seen... the cheese. Chained down, it occasionally hurled itself ineffectually at the glass.
Mr. George handed a spanner to the lad. "Release the bolts."
He tentatively approached the table. The cheese, sensing his fear, redoubled its efforts on the glass. Mr. George held the top of the bell jar firmly as the bolts were released.
"Now, lad, when I lift the glass you slide the cheese board under it."
The jar was lifted. The cheese leapt, and as it did the cheese board was slid under it. Now the lad held it down while Mr. George took hold of the diamond edged cheese wire. He looked up at Aragorn. "A quarter pound was it?" has asked, conversationally as the lad wrestled the squirming cheese.
Aragorn nodded.
"Come through to the back room."
A heavy table, covered in scorch marks, sat in the centre of the room. On top of it was a thick glass bell jar, firmly bolted to the table. Through the translucent green of the glass could be seen... the cheese. Chained down, it occasionally hurled itself ineffectually at the glass.
Mr. George handed a spanner to the lad. "Release the bolts."
He tentatively approached the table. The cheese, sensing his fear, redoubled its efforts on the glass. Mr. George held the top of the bell jar firmly as the bolts were released.
"Now, lad, when I lift the glass you slide the cheese board under it."
The jar was lifted. The cheese leapt, and as it did the cheese board was slid under it. Now the lad held it down while Mr. George took hold of the diamond edged cheese wire. He looked up at Aragorn. "A quarter pound was it?" has asked, conversationally as the lad wrestled the squirming cheese.
Aragorn nodded.
by Old Cordwangler Himself July 20, 2008
Get the cordwangler mug.1. A bit of cum hanging out of a person's mouth after oral sex.
2. Another substance that looks like cum hanging out of a persons mouth.
2. Another substance that looks like cum hanging out of a persons mouth.
1. That was amazing! Oh you've got a cumdangle! Let me get that for ya! *wipe wipe*
2. HAHA Jeff! There's a whip-cream cumdangle on your lips!!
2. HAHA Jeff! There's a whip-cream cumdangle on your lips!!
by HowdyX3 July 22, 2009
Get the cumdangle mug.To dance wildly and voraciously while driving. Enhanced by multiple passengers who dance with equal enthusiasm.
by CDChronicles October 14, 2009
Get the cardance mug.A situation where three emo kids sit in a triangle and cry. Much like the circle jerk, but without the awkward masturbation. Or extremely gay overtone. Accepted actions within the cryangle include writing depressive poetry, crying, and of course, self-mutilation. Music from the Emo or Screamo genre can be added for a more depressive effect.
Emo Kid #1: My horribly middleclass life sucks..
Emo Kid #2: My middleclass life sucks too!
Emo Kid #3: Let's make a cryangle!
Emo Kid #1: I'll bring the razorblades!
Emo Kid #2: My middleclass life sucks too!
Emo Kid #3: Let's make a cryangle!
Emo Kid #1: I'll bring the razorblades!
by Scruffy McBear October 30, 2008
Get the cryangle mug.