bricktard

The act of of doing something that is borderline retarded

Samuel Lajoy is a bricktard
He's bricktarded

by Uzz Uzz January 28, 2008

Bingtard

A not so smart bingo player. One who makes simple bingo mistakes.

Check out the new players. They don't even have daubers...what bingtards.

Dude 1: "Hey this round is a pipe round. That doesn't look like a pipe at all."
Bernie: "You are a bingtard."

by Sub a Dub January 2, 2009

blinkard

One with bad eyes; a stupid or obtuse person; someone who ignores or avoids something.

The old blinkard didn't know what hit him because he just couldn't pay attention to where he was going.

by Luddz May 27, 2015

Bliztard

One who cannot drive in blizzard conditions, or chooses to do so and is not prepared. Typically drives a small compact car with very low ground clearance and only 2WD. Will charge a snow bank in hopes of making it through.

Also see Wintard

I can't get down the street. Im gonna have to detour.
Why?
Some Bliztard is blocking the road. They abondoned their car so I can't help pull them out.

by Slacker1357 February 10, 2013

blacktard

Similar to a 'mental retardation', however, characterized by overuse of hip hop terms and showing little hope for in-depth cognitive function.

Caucasian blacktard: "Yo, I did fail dat math test but itz all good cause datz how I roll. lol"

Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."

Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.

by Tedro357 February 16, 2009

blacktarded

that time when you become tired and lazy, mostly late at nite, when your typing and/or speech is less than satisfactory or slurred resulting in a mixture of ebonics and mentally-challenged English

You could tell it was getting late and Liz was becoming blacktarded when she wrote ' drop the philasiapino, u be too hizzot for thizzat shizznat.. ya hurd? go out with some one pretty, in ur league, stop going for ugly bitches (bitches as girls who have McAttitude problems) '

by Baby Cub October 25, 2007

Plinktard

A man (usually white) tries to hang out with black people and is rejected.

White man: Hey mah nigguh, whats up dawg.
Black man: get out of here you damn white fool ass bitch.
this is an example of a plinktard

by FactsFTW November 4, 2011