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bingtard 

An incompetent retard who can't use a proper search engine, and always ends up asking stupid, awkward or irrelevant questions as a result.
That freaking bingtard doesn't know diddly-squat cos he's always wasting his time using shitty search engines.. should have used google in the first place, and he might have gained an actual clue, rather than constantly having to bug us.
bingtard by Blotted Snot November 3, 2013
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Bongtard, a complete and utter moron who plays online games and has hit the bong one too many times. Bongtards are unable to play as a team, contribute to the game and generall run around being uselss, stoned and stupid. Often fond of team killing, one Bongtard on your team will cost you the entire match or clan battle.
"Dude, that guy just ruined the entire game.... fucking bongtard!"

"WTF did that BONGTARDed bitch do now?, I can't believe he just rammed me!"
Bongtard by Hi_My_Name_is_PEGGY! December 18, 2011

blingtard 

Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.

This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.
Dude, look at that blingtard.
blingtard by MrFrans September 28, 2006

blingtard 

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.
I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!
blingtard by OzSpade September 30, 2006

blingtarded 

something that does not bling bling
a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling
blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007

bigtards 

A tard that is overly big and plural.

Created by saying the word 'Retard' replacing 'Re' with 'big' and making it plural.
"look at those Bigtards over there!!!"
bigtards by BigtardsFTW May 23, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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