blinkard 

One with bad eyes; a stupid or obtuse person; someone who ignores or avoids something.

The old blinkard didn't know what hit him because he just couldn't pay attention to where he was going.

blinkard by Luddz May 27, 2015

blinktard 

someone who unknowingly drives around with their turn signal blinking for a long period of time

I got really ticked off today in traffic as I was stuck behind a blinktard on the expressway and it took me ten minutes to figure out he wasn't turning. That blinktard!

blinktard by seananigans July 7, 2008

blinkerdick 

an individual that does not use their blinker while driving such as changing lanes or turning. an individual that leaves their blinker on when not switching lanes or turning.

goddam look at this blinkerdick !" .. " i know he has yet to take his blinker off

blinkerdick by oggieb July 19, 2010

blunkard

Getting a blowjob while doing a shit

I got a blunkard last night,

blunkard by Bantersauras Rex May 11, 2012

blinkarmy.bpbts 

awesome armyblink bestie

Person: "Are you moots with blinkarmy.bpbts?" You:"Yes I love their content!"

blinkarmy.bpbts by anonymous December 29, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020