Blizztard 

It's the name given to retards that play "Blizzard" brand games like "World Of Warcraft."

Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."

Blizztard by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009

Blizztard 

A derogatory term used to describe the worst gaming company in the world - Blizztard Entertainment

Andrew: Hey John why arent u on WoW today we need ur gnome warrior
John: I cant i got perma banned by blizztard :(
Andrew: U got banned wtf????
John: Ye i said girl gamers are bad at healing on trade chat :'''(((

Blizztard by jjjamees July 2, 2016

Dick Blizzard 

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.

I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.

Dick Blizzard by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.

I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.

Stanky Blizzard by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012

Nerds blizzard 

The ultimate in flavor, the combination of Nerds Candy and soft vanilla ice cream. Sadly, Dairy Queen seems to have stopped carrying Nerds blizzards.

However, they're fairly easy to create at home, and you can summon a pale ghost of the flavor by mixing Nerds and milk in your mouth.

I lie awake at night, dreaming of Nerds Blizzards. I curse the day Dairy Queen stopped selling them. Curse it!!

Nerds blizzard by Civan August 3, 2006

Chicago Blizzard 

The Chicago Blizzard can be a great pleasure for both the male and female. You first must aquire a snorkel and fill it with some cocaine. Then you fill the snorkle with the cocaine then insert the snorkle into the vagina. Then blow into the snorkle and the cocaine will flow into the vagina giving the girl great pleasure. You then fuck your girl doggie style to keep the fun going. To top it all off you nut all over her face and tits.

Joseph: Bro did you see Rebecca she was looking a little different today

Shane: That's because I gave her the Chicago Blizzard

Chicago Blizzard by Buzzy boy February 7, 2017

nigger blizzard 

a massive crowd of black people.

"Holy shit Max, this mall is a fucking nigger blizzard!"

nigger blizzard by xhollywood August 3, 2006