beatnick

Word coined by clever headline playing of off Spudnick, "Beatnicks Invade California." Described the westward generalication of a 1950's literary, intellectual and philosophical movement that produced such great artists and poets as Allen Ginsberg (Howl), Jack Kerouac (On The Road), William S. Burroughs (Naked Lunch)and Joan Vollmer.

Though it can be argued that the movement started in New York and centered on the secert hero of Road and Howl; Neal Cassady, the beats also had a reniassance in San Fransisco. This movement included poet Lawrence Ferlinghetti (Coney Island of the Mind), founder of the now famous City Lights Bookstore.

Beats encouraged free-thought, self discovery, and were linked to all kinds of drugs and debuachery.

Beatnicks of the Beat Generation.

She dressed in all black, wore a beret, and went to beatnick poetry slams.

There were more women Beatnicks, but thier families had them locked away and given shock therapy, they weren't alowed to publish thier work.

by Jolt Darkly November 14, 2007

beatknickin'

A beatknickin' is an ass whooping from Pasa-get-down-dena (where the grass is greener and the girls are meaner) Once you have received a beatknickin' you'll never forget it. The beatknickin' is not your typical drunken barroom brawl, which makes it that more dangerous. Those at high risk for a beatknickin'; the party-goer who overstays his welcome, the obnoxious know-it-all who uses his loud mouth to compensate for his small penis, the delusional baller-on-a-budget that hits up on every girl in the room, completely oblivious to his lack of game, anyone who doesn't appreciate Kid Rock, or the fool that doesn't believe that there WILL be a quiz later. Beware, the beatknickin' knows no gender. Females at risk; any dumb bitch that your guy roommate brings home from the club, and she never leaves. This type of girl can usually be dealt a verbal beatknickin' which is just as painful, the only difference is you never have to leave the couch. Beatknickin's are not confined to the city limits and have become internationally known; the mere mention of a beatknickin' can result in an upgrade to first class, an obscene amount of airline bloody mary's, and a free pass through customs.

Warning: Do not end up on the wrong end of a beatknickin'!

If Coy misses this flight, everyone's getting a beatknickin'!

by MuffinlovesFirecracker September 24, 2012

beardiculture

The art of beard grooming and maintenance.

I think your mangy-ass face would benefit from a little lesson in beardiculture.

by frankfuta April 4, 2013

beardsicle

The icicles that grow on a beard when it's exposed to snow.

I grew an impressive crop of beardsicles while shovelling the driveway this morning.

by qofd January 3, 2014

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

beardneck

n. bɪərd nɛk Little endian form of the word neckbeard.

The network administrator at your local community college is most likely a beardneck.

by Nerdz4Lyfee August 25, 2013

Beardfucker

A woman solely attracted to men with large, unkempt beards, the kind of which are mainly found on men who listen to indie folk rock.

"Jane is crushing so hard on that guy who works at the university bookstore, the one who looks like he's in Fleet Foxes. What a beardfucker."

by RobboNasty January 24, 2012