beardneck

n. bɪərd nɛk Little endian form of the word neckbeard.

The network administrator at your local community college is most likely a beardneck.

by Nerdz4Lyfee August 25, 2013

Beanneck

Beanneck
Noun: When the neck has become swollen to the point of looking like a bean.

When his boyfriend got a beanneck, the man new it was because of the injury.

by TheSpaghetto September 24, 2016

Beardfuck

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

beardnick

guys who are generally poor and have beards and flannel shirts with dirty jeans (like a redneck); they are all of a sudden cool-looking in Williamsburg, Brooklyn because it is also a hipster look-of-choice (when these guys are visiting hipster areas they suddenly appear cool - it is a phenomenon)

That guy who fixed our car was such a beardnick. Nick Cave is a beardnick. Vice magazine is full of wannabe beardnicks but they are posers.

by hopesarah April 19, 2008

BreadNeck

The term used to define a person of wealth who continually indulges in items more associated with blue collar workers. Usually pertains to those of new found wealth who are finally able to satiate their inner, low-class fantasies.

Items may include monster pick-up trucks, tricked out snow-blowers, mobile homes, etc.

Dude, that new VP is such a breadneck. Did you see that pimped out, jacked-up pick-up truck in the parking lot?

by bdude14 January 8, 2008

Beardecember

The sequel to 'Movember' grow a beard in december, and a moustache if you're fearless. For warmth

1: shave your beard

2: hell no its beardecember R tard

by igiveyourmumerections December 5, 2011

Beardfucker

A woman solely attracted to men with large, unkempt beards, the kind of which are mainly found on men who listen to indie folk rock.

"Jane is crushing so hard on that guy who works at the university bookstore, the one who looks like he's in Fleet Foxes. What a beardfucker."

by RobboNasty January 24, 2012