beardnik 

Beardniks are easily recognised by their pungent, unkempt beads, predilection for violent anal fisting, addiction to amyl nitrite and uncanny aptitude and passion for trigonometry. They are often found driving rusted HG Holden sedans to sex shops, where they buy inordinately large quantities of latex gloves, dental dams and chocolate-flavoured lubricant.

"Oh man, that's a real gone maths problem. My chode aches for a solution. Let's crack open some amyls, do some trig and rim the night away!"

"Dude! You sound like my grade nine maths teacher - a freaky beardnik!"

beardnik by Roy and Dave July 30, 2009

beardnick 

guys who are generally poor and have beards and flannel shirts with dirty jeans (like a redneck); they are all of a sudden cool-looking in Williamsburg, Brooklyn because it is also a hipster look-of-choice (when these guys are visiting hipster areas they suddenly appear cool - it is a phenomenon)

That guy who fixed our car was such a beardnick. Nick Cave is a beardnick. Vice magazine is full of wannabe beardnicks but they are posers.

beardnick by hopesarah April 19, 2008

Chris Berdnik 

im scared to write something

chris berdnik can be so skibidi sometimes

Chris Berdnik by nickiminajismyfather June 1, 2024