Beardfuck 

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

Beardfuck by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

beardfuck 

1. (verb) to rub one's facial hair on another's body, especially against their will and particularly in the ear.

2. (noun) the act of beardfucking.

1. (v.) He tried to beardfuck me in the ear, so I punched him in the face.

2. (n.) I got such a beardfuck last night I've got stubble burn.

beardfuck by NLF July 1, 2006

Birdfucker 

Someone who is sexually and romantically attracted to birds. Like a furry, but for the avian species.

Ciara: Hey check out this game where I can simulate dating a pigeon! I play it for hours!

Joey: You’re a birdfucker, Ciara

Birdfucker by Matt Peracchi February 11, 2021

beardnick 

guys who are generally poor and have beards and flannel shirts with dirty jeans (like a redneck); they are all of a sudden cool-looking in Williamsburg, Brooklyn because it is also a hipster look-of-choice (when these guys are visiting hipster areas they suddenly appear cool - it is a phenomenon)

That guy who fixed our car was such a beardnick. Nick Cave is a beardnick. Vice magazine is full of wannabe beardnicks but they are posers.

beardnick by hopesarah April 19, 2008

beastfuck 

When you're fucking someone with such tenacity that they (and most likely you) lose the ability to formulate words or thoughts having to do with anything besides getting fucked harder, thus at the level of dumb BEASTS.

Oh, I beastfucked her. All she could do was make noises like a paint can being shaken.

beastfuck by Jack of Facts April 9, 2011

barfuck 

When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar

Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.

barfuck by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010

beardface 

A man mistaken for his name due to his facial hair in the series: Scrubs.

It's beardfacè! Not Beardface!

Damn you all!

beardface by damn you all! April 2, 2010