beardnick 

guys who are generally poor and have beards and flannel shirts with dirty jeans (like a redneck); they are all of a sudden cool-looking in Williamsburg, Brooklyn because it is also a hipster look-of-choice (when these guys are visiting hipster areas they suddenly appear cool - it is a phenomenon)

That guy who fixed our car was such a beardnick. Nick Cave is a beardnick. Vice magazine is full of wannabe beardnicks but they are posers.

beardnick by hopesarah April 19, 2008

Beardcicle 

Icicles attached to a manly beard. They may even swing to and fro depending upon the size of the beardcicle, the length of the beard hair, wind velocity, and level of activity.

Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.

After chopping and stacking three cords of Oak firewood during the 5°F snowstorm, Octavius decided to go snowshoeing during which his beardcicles swung together clinking like empty beer mugs as he moved.

Beardcicle by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

Beardfuck 

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

Beardfuck by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

Beandick

The perfect word to describe co-workers, mates, peers, friends and leadership who just aren’t up for the task at hand.

Larry was supposed to drop the our rental car off at Hertz but that god damn beandick took it to National and those beandicks won’t help me sort this out!

Beandick by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

Bartnicki

With a woman bent over doggy style you must spread her butt cheeks wide open. start out wide with a circular tounge motion in a whirlpool pattern. slowly getting closer to the anus.once at the center of her asshole you must insert your tounge into her asshole. Then remove it rapidly....Congradulations you just completed a Bartnicki

Oscar gave Rachel a Bartnicki last night

Bartnicki by Sucioking August 14, 2017

bearlick 

the suddle lick in which a tongue descends from the mouth and approaches the bottom lip.

The man of old age had dry lips and gave 'em an ol' bearlick.

bearlick by poohbearlick July 1, 2011

beerdick

The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.

I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.

beerdick by flypina July 13, 2006