Beardfucker 

A woman solely attracted to men with large, unkempt beards, the kind of which are mainly found on men who listen to indie folk rock.

"Jane is crushing so hard on that guy who works at the university bookstore, the one who looks like he's in Fleet Foxes. What a beardfucker."

Beardfucker by RobboNasty January 24, 2012

Beardfuck 

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

Beardfuck by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

Birdfucker 

Someone who is sexually and romantically attracted to birds. Like a furry, but for the avian species.

Ciara: Hey check out this game where I can simulate dating a pigeon! I play it for hours!

Joey: You’re a birdfucker, Ciara

Birdfucker by Matt Peracchi February 11, 2021

beardfuck 

1. (verb) to rub one's facial hair on another's body, especially against their will and particularly in the ear.

2. (noun) the act of beardfucking.

1. (v.) He tried to beardfuck me in the ear, so I punched him in the face.

2. (n.) I got such a beardfuck last night I've got stubble burn.

beardfuck by NLF July 1, 2006