alarm

Someone who is clearly homosexual and in denial.

Scott is a total alarm and he doesn't know it.

by Scott June 18, 2005

alarming

(V)- setting the alarm at a certain time.

Im alarming for 10 o clock.

by Amita September 7, 2007

alarmed

Afraid or mindful of something that you've already mentioned

You can come into my arms
it's okay don't be alarmed

come in to me!

by Digao October 11, 2009

dick alarm

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

alarm clock

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

by Afakename August 26, 2015

buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

by Buters876 February 23, 2015

FarmVille Alarm

A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.

Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!

by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009