wambulance

n. what you call for when you've got a whiner on your hands.

<Guy 1> "Dude, I just caught my finger in the door."
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"

by Barcoder June 20, 2008

Wambulance

The word given in a situation when a person has a cry or simply complains.

Jess stop changing clothes if you don't like yourself maybe you should call the Wambulance.

by stoner911 October 14, 2009

Wambulance

The vehicle that will arrive for someone who's crying

"Adam" jeez my knee is killing me

"chase" uh-oh someone call the Wambulance Adam has a boo-boo

by Chaseospades April 20, 2009

wambulance

An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.

shithead: waaa waaa waaa
man: shut-up Kerr...have a wambulance

by Greenie May 5, 2005

wambulance

verb/noun: a theoretical vehicle with no actual destination, representing a child (usually locked in the body of a sexually questionable west coast male) driving a Ghostbuster like wagon crying like a fat kid who gets diet bars for chanukah

Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"

If Peter, Paul and Mary were skipping through a field of lillies, emails that remind me finals suck would like be authored by the driver of the wambulance.

by The Liberation of the Twinkie Express May 5, 2006

wambulance chaser

Lawyers whose reason for existence is to defend the rights of privileged people who think they've been wronged by society. They tend to defend old, wealthy white men, religious zealots, and people named Karen who have been unsuccessful in their attempts to complain to a manager. Wambulance chasers are thrive on the tears of the merely inconvenienced.

May also be spelled "wahmbulance" and variations thereof.

The pastor at the local megachurch who kept ignoring COVID rules is going to court because the health authority finally shut them down. His lawyer is a real wambulance chaser.

Johnny, the local waaahmbulance chaser, just defended a dude upset because as an adult man people wouldn't hire him to be a babysitter.

by litui April 13, 2021

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018