Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"
by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002
Get the wambulancemug. An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.
by diana April 6, 2003
Get the wambulancemug. An ambulence that tends specifically to people who are angsty, goths, or who just generally cry and complain alot.
Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! <makes siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! <makes siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!
by Wambulence EMT #256 March 29, 2005
Get the wambulencemug. <Guy 1> "Dude, I just caught my finger in the door."
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"
<Guy 2> "Awww, waaaaahh! Call the wambulance, pussy!"
by Barcoder June 20, 2008
Get the wambulancemug. An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.
by Greenie May 5, 2005
Get the wambulancemug. verb/noun: a theoretical vehicle with no actual destination, representing a child (usually locked in the body of a sexually questionable west coast male) driving a Ghostbuster like wagon crying like a fat kid who gets diet bars for chanukah
Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"
Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"
If Peter, Paul and Mary were skipping through a field of lillies, emails that remind me finals suck would like be authored by the driver of the wambulance.
by The Liberation of the Twinkie Express May 5, 2006
Get the wambulancemug. Situation 1:
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018
Get the do you need a wambulance?mug.