MOIST_SOCKS1104's definitions

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

Gen Xanax

Pretty much if your born between 1990 and 2004 ur part of gen Xanax. The people born between those years are most likely recreational Xanax users

Guy 1: what’s our genreration again mike?
Mike: WERE GEN XANAX! POP XANNIES!!!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 7, 2018

Apricot Scrub

The HOLY GRAIL to skin care

Girl 1: hon, your skin is lookin FAB. Spill the secrets!

Girl 2: It’s the apricot scrub!

Girl 1: gotta get me some of dat!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 January 17, 2018

SCHNAZZY

A word used to describe something fancy. Most often used to describe how good an article of clothing might look on a person.

Tammy: Hurry up Alex! Let's see the dress!

Alexandra: Okay, Okay...

Tammy: *wide-eyed* Oh My LORD! Alexandra that looks so SCHNAZZY!!

Alexandra: Imma get it

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 7, 2018

Plumber

A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.

Lady: Man look at that those pants!

Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 16, 2018

Fortnite

A game that is predominantly played by 13-year-old kids. In this game, it's very unlikely that you will reach the end. You'll probably get shot by a sniper and die

*tweeting*

Just got killed in FORTNITE. So angry did even win. I got killed by a sniper :/

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 26, 2018

SMS

if you're asking, you're too young to know.

I'm not gonna define it because like I said, if youre asking, then you're too young to know. SMS , my broskis.

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 24, 2018