velcro gooch

when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.

"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."

by David and Colin August 4, 2007

Velcro Kitty

A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.

My cat has gone all velcro kitty on me and won't leave me alone.

by so42gob4dawn May 7, 2011

german velcro

German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.

The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.

J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"

P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"

"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"

by MojoLaG March 25, 2017

velcro bush

Pubic hair (of a girl) that is so long and curly that it catches your hand in it like Velcro.

Christy: Why won't you move your hand out of my private area?
Ben: I can't, you have a velcro bush!

by SnuffC May 4, 2009

velcrotard

Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:

1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.

Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?

Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.

Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.

by JayrAir October 15, 2010

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

by Tigress420 December 10, 2008

Velcrosac

noun- the condition of one's scrotum sticking to one's thigh, that requires adjustment in order to peel them apart. The most common cause is sweaty balls

I have a serious case of velcrosac, my balls keep sticking to my thigh.

by GrayMac May 7, 2010