Uptown
Uptown by Angel Vidals🗣🗣🗣 March 8, 2019
Uptown
Uptown refers to above 86 street but more above 96 street on the West side of Manhattan mainly from amsterdam avenue streets to about morning side park to the east and 125 to the North which becomes Harlem.
Uptown
the area where the kids of wildwood, edgebrook, and other northwest neighborhoods hang out. these kids are social-climbers.
social-climber: a person who finds the need to hang out with a person of higher social status than you, until they are at the top of the pyramid.
average day uptown:
going to a restaurant, and then walking around in a field of grass for 3+ hours taking pictures with people you barely know to make yourself feel better about yourself. these pics are then posted on Instagram, and get sometimes over 200 likes. these girls usually buy their followers.
typical winter apparel (female) :
1. hoodie from Victoria's Secret "Pink" or a high-school hoodie, preferably a high school for boys, because THAT makes sense.
2. leggings
3. sparkly ugg boots
they also have to have their hair straightened and loads of makeup, because fuck originality, right?
typical summer apparel (female) :
1. crop top that could fit your 2-year-old cousin named Lucy
2. denim shorts that are at least 2 sizes too small.
or sometimes girls like to wear spandex shorts because....."THOTEST IS HOTTEST!!" (i just came up with that ahahaha)
oh and for guys they wear either khaki or basketball shorts, even when it's 20 degrees out.
girls and boys ALWAYS need their Nike Elite Socks and Sperry's.
social-climber: a person who finds the need to hang out with a person of higher social status than you, until they are at the top of the pyramid.
average day uptown:
going to a restaurant, and then walking around in a field of grass for 3+ hours taking pictures with people you barely know to make yourself feel better about yourself. these pics are then posted on Instagram, and get sometimes over 200 likes. these girls usually buy their followers.
typical winter apparel (female) :
1. hoodie from Victoria's Secret "Pink" or a high-school hoodie, preferably a high school for boys, because THAT makes sense.
2. leggings
3. sparkly ugg boots
they also have to have their hair straightened and loads of makeup, because fuck originality, right?
typical summer apparel (female) :
1. crop top that could fit your 2-year-old cousin named Lucy
2. denim shorts that are at least 2 sizes too small.
or sometimes girls like to wear spandex shorts because....."THOTEST IS HOTTEST!!" (i just came up with that ahahaha)
oh and for guys they wear either khaki or basketball shorts, even when it's 20 degrees out.
girls and boys ALWAYS need their Nike Elite Socks and Sperry's.
Hannah: Let's go Uptown!!
Sara: OMG totally!!
Hannah: Let's take a bunch of pictures and buy our likes to try to get a bunch of likes so people are jealous!!
Sara: *Takes pictures with everyone trying to act high and chill*
Sara: OMG totally!!
Hannah: Let's take a bunch of pictures and buy our likes to try to get a bunch of likes so people are jealous!!
Sara: *Takes pictures with everyone trying to act high and chill*
Uptown by urbananswerer July 21, 2014
Uptown
"Uptown" is when a guy (male) makes it with an older woman who is at least 10 years older than him. If he is going to have intercourse, he is "Goin Uptown" on the older woman.
"I'm goin uptown tonight bro with that bitch from the bank"
"Bobby went uptown on us. He's now banging the bag from the bank"
"Bobby went uptown on us. He's now banging the bag from the bank"
Uptown by mymamasbigass January 15, 2008