Uptown

"Uptown" is when a guy (male) makes it with an older woman who is at least 10 years older than him. If he is going to have intercourse, he is "Goin Uptown" on the older woman.

"I'm goin uptown tonight bro with that bitch from the bank"

"Bobby went uptown on us. He's now banging the bag from the bank"

by mymamasbigass November 21, 2007

Uptown

Very similar to the "Upper Decker" an Uptown is when you take a crap AND a piss in the top tank of said toilet. Use with caution.

When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown

(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)

Tom: Dude this party sucks!

Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet

Tom: Hell yeah!

by The Uptowner July 20, 2010

uptowns

new york word for air force ones

yo son i gots to get me a pair of crispy uptowns these i have are fucked up

by rudy February 04, 2005

uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

by Rob January 13, 2005

uptown

A tasty drink made of 50% sweet tea and 50% lemonade usually sold in soul food restaurants of NewYork.

However this drink is sometimes called a half and half, sour tea, and it is marketed by Arizona brewing company under the name "Arnold Palmer".

It was 96 degrees outside so I went over the 87th street to buy myself an uptown.

by golfinlaxer June 28, 2010

uptown

What inmates refer to as being on the outside. Typically referred to as getting out of jail.

The first thing I'm gonna do when I get uptown is get some steak and shrimp.

by drunkbigb February 17, 2007

uptown

A place in new orleans. Mostly heard of in local rap music, some wards uptown are 3, 13, 17 etc. The streets aren't the safest place to be because the streets are riddled with violence and drug dealing.

"U must dont know my background, I been a donkey straight from uptown"

"load the glocks and meed me uptown"

by [e-mail] February 01, 2005