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trumpalotapus

A large male orange dinosaur with small hands, large torso and head so large its neck can't support it. He only feathered dinosaur of it's size. Generally a very loud dinosaur that grabs at the female genitals as a sign of dominance. It's intelligence is lacking any significance and is considered as a stupid bully among other dinosaurs. This dinosaur also has ordinarily strange lips that quiver when the pheromones of the female species is picked up making an awkward sounding duck like noise.
Did you see that Trumpalotapus grabbing pussy and pounding his large chest as he sloshed through the swamp?
by Vtpepperman420 December 15, 2016
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trumpaloon

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.
My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.
by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010
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rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off
HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved
by brassman October 14, 2003
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trumpaline

That unholiest alliance of all unholy alliances:

The Donald and Sarah Palin.
Dude: Hey man, you votin' for Trump for prez?
Me: Hell Yeah dude! I'm jumpin' on that Trumpaline after I heard Sarah's mindbogglingly incoherent endorsement speech!
by Chewie Hans Olo May 3, 2016
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Trumbling

Anticipatory anxiety, possibly inducing physical trembling, that President Donald Trump's policy-making decisions will cause irreparable society-wide socioeconomic suffering and global geopolitical destabilization.
I'm so afraid that President Trump will go ahead with the action he's considering taking, that I'm trumbling.
by 1<l10mmm November 9, 2016
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Trumpalingus

The act of some one grabbing another person by the genitals....
Tommy must have Trumpalingus.
by fUCK mE jOSEPH March 10, 2017
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Trumpalingus

The act of grabbing a girl by the vagina
"She was so hot when she lifted her skirt I couldn't help but do Trumpalingus"
by Why the hell not November 11, 2016
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