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trumpaloon
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The opposite of a chode,
something
incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "
cheed
." More simply: a
long
skinny penis.
My friend
sam
has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a
crayon
,
Sam
has a trumpaloon.
trumpaloon
by
NAOHLOL
December 13, 2010
Get the
trumpaloon
mug.
