television 

My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.

My tv doesn't have on/off switch.

television by Saints September 24, 2003

television 

The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv

if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight

television by Biddy March 6, 2005

Television 

A device used for brainwashing

Don't eat everything you see in television

Television by oldemberg May 12, 2014

television 

1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.

Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."

television by Kerb November 29, 2004

Television 

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

Television by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

television 

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

television by Wang April 25, 2005

television 

Mama's little babysitter

Tiffany, sit down and watch Blue's Clues while the weekday Daddy and I play upstairs.

television by Stitchgroover April 30, 2005