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The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.
i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

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A small All Terrain Armored Transport
I used my car to ram over a human! I'mma gonna do that a few more times.
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

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Binary is fun, what... you don't know what it is?!?!?!?! i just explained it?!?!?!!?!1?!?!11?
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

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Ice
Hard water
I ate ice yum
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

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Oil
Your micturate
i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

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The object that you look at every 2 seconds and also has flashy light shining
I need to look at my phone.........OWWW! oh, I bumped on a light pole... oh, phone, phone, phone.
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

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An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?
How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

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