Letters

The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.

i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Dictionary

The huge fat book you have collecting dust

Wheres my dictionary now?? I think I threw it in the trash though...

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Ice

Hard water

I ate ice yum

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020

Tissue

A white cloth-like object that we like to use, to cut down trees as an excuse to destroy forests

I sneezed out loud and I needed tissue, but the teacher didn't let me.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Oil

Your micturate

i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries

by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020