strumpit

Shakespearean word meaning slut or whore

That woman is such a strumpit.

by Yranoitcid nabru September 14, 2014

Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.

She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.

by Shit_4_Brains September 13, 2007

Strumpet's Dribble

The Strumpet’s Dribble is the inadvertent release and dribbling of semen out of the vagina of a Strumpet, a.k.a. Prostitute. The dribble is from the deposited jizz of one or more of the Prostitute's tricks or customers of that evening and is caused by poor and incomplete cleaning and full discharge of semen in between the Prostitute's sex acts. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually discovered by the Prostitute's next trick or customer just prior to their engaging in a sex act. The Strumpet's Dribble is usually just wiped away with the customer's hand or a Grisette Hanky. If available, it may also be wiped away with a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma's Tea Towel.

Frank: What's up Bro!! How as your weekend in Vegas?
Carl: Swank Braaaa!! Won at Craps and then called an Escort to celebrate.
Frank: Sweet! Was she hot Braaaa?
Carl: Yea she was hot, but I went down on her and ended up with a little Strumpet's Dribble. But that didn't stop me.
Frank: I'm going to throw up yo!

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

stumpff!

Onomatopoeic word often seen in foreign language graphic novels and cartoons to indicate when something has been plugged.

"...as the huge African transsexual lined up his thick tool with Maverick74's winking anus, the trashed browneye quivered in anticipation of yet another violent reaming. As the straddling nubian bore down on his prey the sphincter gave way with a dull 'STUMPFF!"

by The Drizzla" March 22, 2007

Strumping

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

by Luke October 4, 2004

Stumpf

A noun - Found in catholic boarding schools, Stumpfs tend to roam freely giving detentions for most often minor infractions. Distinct qualities of a Stumpf may include, but are not limited to: a large chest, overwhelming virginity, a snotty attitude, long pointless lectures, an obsession with the security of lockers, and an overall lack of humor.
A verb - (to stumpf)
Used to indicate when a person has seriously gotten their ass raped.

Noun-
"Oh shit! Tuck in your shirt quick, I see a Stumpf!"
Verb-
"I heard Billy got seven detentions for having his shirt untucked.Yeah man, he got stumpfed."

by r-e-d March 31, 2008

strumpet

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.

It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.

by Lorelili December 30, 2006