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Onomatopoeic word often seen in foreign language graphic novels and cartoons to indicate when something has been plugged.
"...as the huge African transsexual lined up his thick tool with Maverick74's winking anus, the trashed browneye quivered in anticipation of yet another violent reaming. As the straddling nubian bore down on his prey the sphincter gave way with a dull 'STUMPFF!"
stumpff! by The Drizzla" March 22, 2007
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Stumpf 

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A noun - Found in catholic boarding schools, Stumpfs tend to roam freely giving detentions for most often minor infractions. Distinct qualities of a Stumpf may include, but are not limited to: a large chest, overwhelming virginity, a snotty attitude, long pointless lectures, an obsession with the security of lockers, and an overall lack of humor.
A verb - (to stumpf)
Used to indicate when a person has seriously gotten their ass raped.
Noun-
"Oh shit! Tuck in your shirt quick, I see a Stumpf!"
Verb-
"I heard Billy got seven detentions for having his shirt untucked.Yeah man, he got stumpfed."
Stumpf by r-e-d March 31, 2008
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Stumpf 

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Having a caveman-like appearance, such that his lack of intelligence and overall boneheadedness is blatently apparent at first glance. A bafoon.
Look at that guy with the really nice muscle car, why is he taking it apart and throwing the pieces all over his backyard? What a stumpf!
Stumpf by muscles manischewitz March 28, 2009

stumpf 

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verb, used in progressive tense ("stumpfing").
To apply a pair of tighty-whiteys with profuse skid-marks to an individual's face, usually while they are sleeping or passed out due to intoxication.
That drunk guy on the couch fell victim to one awful stumpfing.
stumpf by Millionaire September 28, 2005

stumpf 

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latin word derieved from stump.

dumb ass lying sack of shit who likes to get it on with man whores.
she tends to carry around a big wang dang in her huge purse.
person 1:did you see stumpf yet?
person 2:no but i heard shes carrying around her wang dang again.
person 3:DAMN IT MUST BE HUGE,DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF HER PURSE?
stumpf by vickkk March 19, 2009

stumpf 

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A half-wood. Not quite a hard-on, but not quite soft. A stumpf!
I had a boner for some Romanian girl Oana in college, but I found out she was a lesbian and I only ended up with a stumpf..
stumpf by ::analogue:: September 8, 2004

stumpf 

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Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.
Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!
stumpf by Tyson April 24, 2005
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