Shwarf

A term coined by dwarfs, used to describe a dwarf who is shorter than the average dwarf. Derived from the term Short Dwarf.

"(Tall Dwarf)WOW DUDE YOUR TINY YOUR A SHWARF"
"no im not"
"YES YOU ARE wheres the rest of ya"

by James Chadwick July 4, 2008

Sqwaffle

The act of partaking in a fight using waffle's instead of ones fist.

He made fun of bisquick, so we got in a small sqwaffle before the police came.

by uraniumbomb October 8, 2012

Sqwar

Slang for square, referring to a human being's tobacco stick, otherwise wise known as a filter cigarette.

"Ey dawg you gotta sqwar?"
"Hellya, got dem ports"

by JBreezyy March 7, 2008

Swarfing

To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.

“Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage”

“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”

“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”

by Ginger Barbarian. April 6, 2019

swarf

commonly found in most engineering practices. swarf is a small, thin, sharp shard of metal. which flies off of material as you cut it.

clean out your swarf bin now!

by swarf bopydfvbf November 10, 2017

squarf

When someone squirts and barfs simutaniously. I.E. Someone ejaculates whilst vomiting.

"Justin was doing Billy from behind... At the moment of climax, he saw a picture of Bette Midler, and squarfed."

by Esquire22 July 21, 2008

swarf

the white remains left on a poly lens after being generated, safety beveled, or edged.

Christa forgot to clean the swarf off the lenses before she final inspected them.

by The Lab Rat March 30, 2009