1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.
2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.
2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.
1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."
2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."
2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."
by dagholio November 26, 2010
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by Buck Futt March 25, 2009
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Spadouche
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"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!
by Big Cali December 10, 2006
Get the squadouche mug.A young boy (usually between the ages of 17 and 22) that wears a flat billed sideways hat, skinny jeans, and racing tshirts. Looks exactly like his girlfriend but with short hair and bangs that he flips out of his eyes. Usually has a least two stupid piercings somewhere on his face.
Places racing stickers all over his car he paid to sound like a broken lawn mower. Puts racks on the top but no has ever seen him put anything on those racks. Has never actually been to a track, but thinks he's a professional race car driver when weaves in and out traffic like a wanna be bad ass. Parks however and wherever he wants because he thinks he's cool.
Places racing stickers all over his car he paid to sound like a broken lawn mower. Puts racks on the top but no has ever seen him put anything on those racks. Has never actually been to a track, but thinks he's a professional race car driver when weaves in and out traffic like a wanna be bad ass. Parks however and wherever he wants because he thinks he's cool.
I was cursing my neighbor for mowing their lawn so early, but then I realized it was just their Subadouche son leaving for school.
by Urdummaf88 June 26, 2018
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person 2: *arguing and stating a point to where the other person has absolutely no responce.*
person 1:.....
person 2: SKADOUCH!!!
person 2: *arguing and stating a point to where the other person has absolutely no responce.*
person 1:.....
person 2: SKADOUCH!!!
by the professional mind blower March 13, 2009
Get the skadouch mug.Anything and everything. Skadouche originally came from Kung Fu Panda but has expanded into a word of unlimited meanings. It can be an adjective, noun, verb, adverb (anything!). One just simply replaces any word with a form of skadouche and hilarity ensues.
1. He skadouched in my eye!
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.
by KVVA June 23, 2008
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by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018
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