snores

When you're up for something.

Fatimah: Do you guys wanna go Nando's?

Everyone else: Yeah, we're all snores!!!

by CostaRica3.0 January 13, 2019

snorsterbation

This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.

The British lush was observed in the act of snorsterbation after a night of heavy drinking

by seattle-brcac January 25, 2007

The snorks

Characters of an terrible animated 80's show that were systematically exterminated by the Japanese Fishing industry.

Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

Snorse™

A creature that is trapped in the oily depths of Sonic-drive in that has the unfortunate build of the head of a snake and the body of a horse. The creature gives off the stench or mildew when threatened, has dull yellow teeth that look like they're waiting in line to leave its mouth and travels by cube. Due to lack of education (and a few brain cells) the Snorse™ is easily threatened by even the least talented person and will put itself into Survival Mode if it's habitat is invaded by newcomers. Its usual method of attack (other than the horrible stench mentioned earlier) is being as petty as possible. If you can help it, avoiding the Snorse™ is your best option even though it's misfortunes are something that will bring you much laughter.

Kid one; "hey Billy, what happened to your long board?"
Kid two; "the Snorse™ took it after it chased me off its parking lot."

by Lil buddah_ April 21, 2016

Snorass

The act of a fart sounding like someone snoring.

Jimbob thought "dat ass" was great until a snorass made itself known. He never spoke to Rebecca again.

by kdd702 September 22, 2019

Jug-a-sorus-rex

A term used to describe a female who is incredibly well endowed. Used by Jay in the popular show 'The Inbetweeners'

Jay: Look it's the Jug-a-sorus-rex

by Jamie Pilgrim May 5, 2009

Snorse

A sneaky horse that is sexually active with humans

The snorse tried to have sex with sean

by Springolo April 6, 2010