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Person 1: "Last night my dog and my boyfriend were both snoring."
Person 2: "That sucks."
Person 1: "Yeah, they were alternating back and forth, it kept me up all night."
Person 2: "Sounds like a snorus."
Snorus by halas March 30, 2010
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snortshire 

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
snortshire by mave73 May 8, 2008
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snortsky 

When you crack a beer and instead of letting the foam sit at the top you snort it up you’re nose
“Aye man gimme a beer, cracks it oh bro it was shaken up!”

“SNORTSKY that shit!!”
snortsky by TheBoysss September 8, 2020
Single word used to describe the multitudes of ridiculous/ludicrous/idiotic/unfathomable gaffes made constantly by the South African rugby union coach Peter De Villiers (aka Snor)... currently the laughing stock of world rugby, who was an affirmative action appointment rather than one of merit!
SNORISM one of many "The same people who threw their robes on the ground when Jesus rode on a donkey were the same people who crowned him and hit him with sticks, and were the same people who said afterwards how we shouldn't have done that, he's the son of God. So that's exactly what we do. You have to look at history as repeating itself. And I'm not saying that I'm God."
SNORISM by ozsaffa September 16, 2010
A classic 80s cartoon made by Hanna-Barbera, about tiny playful, multi-colored underwater creatures dressed like humans named Snorks (plural for Snork) that use their built-in snorkels to dart about and make music.

It is similar to The Smurfs cartoon but set on underwater. In this cartoon, Snorks have their pet octopuses as well.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Snorks cartoon? I remember watching this as a kid.
Person 2: Yes! I remember this, it's so classic!
Snorks by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022

snoresville 

adjective

describing something painfully boring
math
school
parental lectures
snoresville by phil jackson April 28, 2005
Sporus was a young, effeminate boy who was castrated and married by the Roman Emperor Nero, who had recently kicked kicked his pregnant wife to death. The reason was likely that he bore resemblance to her.

Sporus ended up out living the Emperor, who was killed by his own guards after being declared an enemy of Rome. He was then married by 2 different usurpers after Nero's death, the last of which wanted to use him in a fatal reenactment of the Rape of Proserpina, Sporus committing suicide to avoid the fate.
Damn, that Sporus kid got it rough, Nero castrated him because he looked like his dead wife.
Sporus by Romaboo March 14, 2021
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