Person 1: "Last night my dog and my boyfriend were both snoring."
Person 2: "That sucks."
Person 1: "Yeah, they were alternating back and forth, it kept me up all night."
Person 2: "Sounds like a snorus."

Snorus by halas March 30, 2010

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Senorsalsa

The state of being a superhuman latino. Abilities include the telekentic taco which is the ability to rip a persons head in half vertically with your mind, the ability to make someone pee fire. Ultimate borderhop technique the ability to jump high over fences, run bitch run the ability to run from police at lightspeed half the speed of a black person running from the police, and finally AHH it burns the ability to make your foes urinate flames which consume them in seconds!

Senorsalsa just ahnilated me with telekentic taco

Senorsalsa by Senor Salsa January 27, 2007

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Senors

The spanish translation for "Seniors" A.K.A.- Ending the 4-year sentence of High school/College.

Chris-Dude can you believe we are finally Seniors?
Dennis-Yeah man, its been too long, Im glad we are Senors.
Chris-Senors? What the hell is that?
Dennis-Senors, you know...your last year in high school.

Senors by Chuck Schwartz September 22, 2005

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