Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Shitsturbating

When you're jerking off on the toilet before a shower but flush it before you get in the shower so your family thinks you were shitting

Yesterday I was shitsturbating but I forgot to flush... Now my family totally knows I was wacking it.

by Shitsturbator69 December 10, 2018

Chatsturbation

1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.

2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.

In a public act of chatsturbation, Jim posted his thoughts on Armageddon in a NASCAR fans chatroom.

by PJ Ork August 24, 2008

Chatsturbation

The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website

Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.

by daddyspankee May 21, 2011

Sadsturbation

Masturbation while sad

A: Hey Dude, send some nudes
B: Take it, its your crush's
"sadsturbation intensifies"

by Sarkar33 July 4, 2020

saasturbation

The process of discussing Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) pricing and product strategies ad nauseam and late into the night - for many nights.

The result of our saasturbation exercise was a whiteboard full of ideas and no clear path forward to implement any of them.

by cirruspath May 20, 2013

slapsturbation

The act of slapping your own male genitals to the point of seminal secretion

Hey man! I spent all last night participating in slapsturbation to wonderful pornography, and now my penis is shaped like a question mark!

by shimianspectre November 20, 2015