The
scum and grease of any given social media site
will eventually funnel its way into a subreddit. Reddit is a popular social media site characterized by its user base, a load of
fat morons who scroll through r/dankmemes, start flame wars, and gorge themselves on pizza rolls.
Reddit users boast about the amount of karma they have: worthless internet points based off comments, posts, and likes (known as upvotes.) They
will incessantly make fun of users who haven’t acquired ridiculous masses of karma, bragging about how they spend 25 hours a day doing nothing but upvoting posts to feel validation from the unfeeling code that displays all the karma they have generated.
Reddit occasionally contains the helpful post. However, further investigation of said helpful Reddit post
will disappoint you. Every
fucking time there’s an argument in the comments.
If you’ve ever engaged in a Reddit flame war, you know what it’s like. Bickering, whining, and insults back and forth all day and all night. Make sure “you’re” grammar is on par with Robert Frost, or “your” going to find your
head rolling across the floor, sliced clean off by a neckbeard and the D&D sword he probably can’t use. Any argument, and I mean the most water
tight, bulletproof shit can and
will be shot down if you so much as misspell a single word.
Reddit has no other demographic than the morbidly obese manchild who lives down the street.
Reddit is the least fun place on the
internet.
Redditor: I spent 7 hours on the toilet yesterday browsing r/
irony and r/dankmemes!!!!!
Doctor Penis: That’s wonderful. Go to sleep now it’s
time for your gastric bypass.
Maybe you’ll drop a couple hundred pounds.