reddit by Soul_Driver November 12, 2019
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The scum and grease of any given social media site will eventually funnel its way into a subreddit. Reddit is a popular social media site characterized by its user base, a load of fat morons who scroll through r/dankmemes, start flame wars, and gorge themselves on pizza rolls.
Reddit users boast about the amount of karma they have: worthless internet points based off comments, posts, and likes (known as upvotes.) They will incessantly make fun of users who haven’t acquired ridiculous masses of karma, bragging about how they spend 25 hours a day doing nothing but upvoting posts to feel validation from the unfeeling code that displays all the karma they have generated.
Reddit occasionally contains the helpful post. However, further investigation of said helpful Reddit post will disappoint you. Every fucking time there’s an argument in the comments.
If you’ve ever engaged in a Reddit flame war, you know what it’s like. Bickering, whining, and insults back and forth all day and all night. Make sure “you’re” grammar is on par with Robert Frost, or “your” going to find your head rolling across the floor, sliced clean off by a neckbeard and the D&D sword he probably can’t use. Any argument, and I mean the most water tight, bulletproof shit can and will be shot down if you so much as misspell a single word.
Reddit has no other demographic than the morbidly obese manchild who lives down the street.
Reddit is the least fun place on the internet.
Reddit users boast about the amount of karma they have: worthless internet points based off comments, posts, and likes (known as upvotes.) They will incessantly make fun of users who haven’t acquired ridiculous masses of karma, bragging about how they spend 25 hours a day doing nothing but upvoting posts to feel validation from the unfeeling code that displays all the karma they have generated.
Reddit occasionally contains the helpful post. However, further investigation of said helpful Reddit post will disappoint you. Every fucking time there’s an argument in the comments.
If you’ve ever engaged in a Reddit flame war, you know what it’s like. Bickering, whining, and insults back and forth all day and all night. Make sure “you’re” grammar is on par with Robert Frost, or “your” going to find your head rolling across the floor, sliced clean off by a neckbeard and the D&D sword he probably can’t use. Any argument, and I mean the most water tight, bulletproof shit can and will be shot down if you so much as misspell a single word.
Reddit has no other demographic than the morbidly obese manchild who lives down the street.
Reddit is the least fun place on the internet.
Redditor: I spent 7 hours on the toilet yesterday browsing r/irony and r/dankmemes!!!!!
Doctor Penis: That’s wonderful. Go to sleep now it’s time for your gastric bypass. Maybe you’ll drop a couple hundred pounds.
Doctor Penis: That’s wonderful. Go to sleep now it’s time for your gastric bypass. Maybe you’ll drop a couple hundred pounds.
Reddit by BooBooKeys January 4, 2021
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Similar to 4chan, though with more control over what you see with the use of subreddits you join. Has a system that allows you to see only the best content through upvoting the good and downvoting the bad.
Similarly to Communism, it sounds good on paper but terrible in practice.
The upvote and subreddit systems cause circlejerking due to you being in a community designed for an opinion, removing proper arguments between two sides and instead causes people to jerk eachother of separately.
At least the comment system is good though
Similarly to Communism, it sounds good on paper but terrible in practice.
The upvote and subreddit systems cause circlejerking due to you being in a community designed for an opinion, removing proper arguments between two sides and instead causes people to jerk eachother of separately.
At least the comment system is good though
Subreddit A: Wow I sure do like the colour red
Subreddit B: Well I like the colour blue more, making you wrong
Subreddit A: This means war!
*Both subreddits keep talking shit about the other and calling themselves right without have a proper argument*
Subreddit B: Well I like the colour blue more, making you wrong
Subreddit A: This means war!
*Both subreddits keep talking shit about the other and calling themselves right without have a proper argument*
Reddit by RandomStuf6 August 29, 2019
Reddit, once the greatest site on the internet from 2005-2014 has turned into the worst place on the internet for free speech and entertainment.99% of modern-day Redditors are edgy twelve-year-old kids who circlejerk the same joke and sending death threats to nine-year-old kids because they like Fortnite and tik tok. All Redditors think the same and have the same opinions. Redditors portray themselves as accepting of free speech but as soon as you have a different opinion you’re mass downvoted by the edgy memelords and forty-year-old neckbeards.
The Chinese Government, Only This Time Run By Neckbearded Pony Humping Incels Who Think Bullying Children To Suicide Makes Themselves "EdgeLords", When In Reality, They Are Just A Bunch Of Psychopathic Man Children Who Shouldn't Even Have Internet Access.
If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.
-Doxxing
-Death Threats
-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right
-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.
If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.
-Doxxing
-Death Threats
-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right
-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.
Reddit by Cynical Man June 23, 2021