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A communist hellhole of a social media site filled with narcissistic douchebags, where you cannot post anything without it 1) Pissing off said narcissistic douchebag 2) Getting taken down by a neckbeard moderator or bot because it broke one of the 8,000,000,000 rules, or 3) or getting banned by another neckbeard moderator because it hurt their feelings.
Narcissistic douchebag: hurr durr I like using reddit, and anyone who doesn't agree with me is a retard
by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021
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Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!
"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021
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An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.
Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.
by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021
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