A very small, hole in the earth, shit-ass town that has more skeezers than anywhere else on the planet. It's located in the very most southeastern part of Kentucky. The shit-ass town is full of "I'm better than you" people that love to cheat on their spouses and run for office so they can take more of the citizens' tax money. The shit-ass town was long ago dubbed "The Magic City", obviously by someone that had not the slightest Goddamn clue as to what magic even is. There's also a very strange fact about the shit-ass town that, for the record, states... "This fucking small ass, skeezer havin' ass, hole-in-the-earth havin' ass, shit-ass town was once an actual fucking hole in the earth, that was created by the impact of a huge space rock made of methamphetamine.
by MorningstarLucifer July 31, 2018
Get the middlesboro mug.Middlesbrough is a large Town in North East England and is one of the largest Urban areas in Europe without City status. Its has an Urban population of around 182,000 making it the second largest town/urban hub in the North East after Newcastle (190,000) and before Sunderland (177,000) (not so much a 'small town in Europe' anymore). However only 143,000 are located within the Borough of Middlesbrough who are actually governed by Mbro council which makes it the smallest district and Sunderland the Largest with 300,000.
Middlesbrough itself was established around 1830 and was officially incorporated in 1853. Traditionally in North Riding of Yorkshire, it was merged with Stockton, Thornaby, Eston district, Billingham and Lanbaurgh (Redcar) to form Teesside and later Cleveland County (including Hartlepool). It has some of the most stunning scenery in Europe set against the backdrop of an industrial powerhouse. It set the standrad for steel the world over and was the worlds leading area for steel and iron production. It gained the nickname 'Ironopolis' or City of Iron. Indeed Middlesbrough is responsible for the construction of many famous bridges, The Sydney Harbour bridge, Victoria Falls bridge, our own Transporter and Newport and even the symbol of Geordie pride, the Tyne bridgem was built in Middlesbrough. Famous people to spawn from middlesbrough were/are cpt. James Cook, Roy 'Chubby' Brown, Paul Daniels, Wilf Mannion, Brian Clough, Don Revvie, Chris Rea..... We also invented the Parmo (need I say more). The accent is unique and has become a modern Geordie and scouse although the stereotypical smoggie is a brash hardnut chav who drinks like a whale and swears like f***ing dunno what. All in all MINTAGE!!!
Middlesbrough itself was established around 1830 and was officially incorporated in 1853. Traditionally in North Riding of Yorkshire, it was merged with Stockton, Thornaby, Eston district, Billingham and Lanbaurgh (Redcar) to form Teesside and later Cleveland County (including Hartlepool). It has some of the most stunning scenery in Europe set against the backdrop of an industrial powerhouse. It set the standrad for steel the world over and was the worlds leading area for steel and iron production. It gained the nickname 'Ironopolis' or City of Iron. Indeed Middlesbrough is responsible for the construction of many famous bridges, The Sydney Harbour bridge, Victoria Falls bridge, our own Transporter and Newport and even the symbol of Geordie pride, the Tyne bridgem was built in Middlesbrough. Famous people to spawn from middlesbrough were/are cpt. James Cook, Roy 'Chubby' Brown, Paul Daniels, Wilf Mannion, Brian Clough, Don Revvie, Chris Rea..... We also invented the Parmo (need I say more). The accent is unique and has become a modern Geordie and scouse although the stereotypical smoggie is a brash hardnut chav who drinks like a whale and swears like f***ing dunno what. All in all MINTAGE!!!
by Nimrod282 October 24, 2006
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Middletown Middle School is a school that has a lot of tea. The Messiest People always know everything. Where white people try to act black. Where every Girl has messed with the same guy. Where the MOST FIGHTS HAPPEN. Where everybody know everybody. Where People associate in there own group.
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Get the Middlesex mug.On of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late causing you to walk all the way to the front of the school even in the freezing rain just to get into the building so you can sign in late and get a pink slip that causes you to just be even more late to class. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)
The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.
The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.
Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.
There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)
Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.
The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.
The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.
Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.
There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)
Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.
Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"
Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"
Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"
Wigger1: "WHY YO"
Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"
Student: (sighs)"Middletown High School North sucks."
Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"
Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"
Wigger1: "WHY YO"
Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"
Student: (sighs)"Middletown High School North sucks."
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