The Muk

The dopest town in Washington. Short for "Mukilteo", which means "good camping ground. Has lots of stoners who like to go the Henry's Donut, Albertsons, the Green Room, the Triangle, the Ivory Room, the Gulch, Taco Bell, the White Church, the Kamiak Purple Lot, and various other places.

It was also named one of the top 50 places to live in the U.S. Though it may seem hard to believe, it's very true.

It is also known for it's notoriously stupid po-po (police) who like to patrol the neighborhoods in search of someone they can bust for being up past curfew.

"Dude once I got back to the Muk I totally visited the White Church."

by Mukky junkie August 6, 2008

muk

A wicked mate, and brilliant person who deserves the total best, and and total smilies all round!
Don't u dare diss, cos shes one of ma hoes, aight!

Wow ur such i Muk, I love ya

by GuessWho December 25, 2003

Muk

The best person to have ever roamed the Earth and is extremely talented at everything. There is only one existing in this known universe, So if you think your the real Muk, think again cause there is only one. If you do located him, never let him go unless he says so, cause sometimes people can bother him. to sum up, Muk is amazing and definitely not writing this right now, hmu if you know who the real Muk is.

Person 1 "Hey! are you the real MUK!!
Muk "Oh shit!" (proceeds to run away)

by mukthegreat February 15, 2019

Muk

Make Us Kind :))))

“The world needs to come together and muk once and for all”

by Tennisboywill October 24, 2018

Muk

Drool that comes out of the pussy when it queefs too hard.

Wendy muked and Johnny licked it up.

by Kikaider June 26, 2003

Muks

Psychedelic mushrooms. Mushrooms that have psilocybin in them

I ate some muks last night and my mind is still a little fuzzy.

by numbr1westsida April 20, 2013

muk

A complete and utter moron. One who constantly blacks out, forgets important things and subsequently argues their point to be valid when everyone in the room knows it's not. A muk also enjoys looking at the sky while speaking.

Sam: Bro, let's go eat at Bento
Bro: Let's make sure that fuckin muk doesn't come with us
Sam: It's cool, he's too busy NOT smoking pot tonight!

by ownedagainbro August 5, 2010