muk

A wicked mate, and brilliant person who deserves the total best, and and total smilies all round!
Don't u dare diss, cos shes one of ma hoes, aight!

Wow ur such i Muk, I love ya

by GuessWho December 25, 2003

muk

A complete and utter moron. One who constantly blacks out, forgets important things and subsequently argues their point to be valid when everyone in the room knows it's not. A muk also enjoys looking at the sky while speaking.

Sam: Bro, let's go eat at Bento
Bro: Let's make sure that fuckin muk doesn't come with us
Sam: It's cool, he's too busy NOT smoking pot tonight!

by ownedagainbro August 05, 2010

muk

A deadbeat, delinquent father, usually one who smokes a lot of weed.

"Did you hear? Marcus got fired from his job again."
"Fuck me, he is such a fucking muk"

by anon poster July 12, 2019

muk

a dirty whore

"my wife was being such a muk last night."

by m-u-k November 05, 2008

Muk

A slang for smoking marijuana that was originated in Montclair NJ.

"What's good witta muk?"

by Tennisboywill November 02, 2017

Muk

Philly slang for someone who is Muslim or identifies as Muslim

Yo are you muk

by Good224 November 02, 2021

Muk

A Pokemon that is purple and is in the shape of a pile of slimey crap.

Team Rocket : Holy crap! Ash's Muk turned into level 99!

Ash : Yeah bitches, I run this house.

by woxihuanni April 07, 2011