When you haven’t yeet ur skeet in so long and you’re pounding a chick from behind that she kegels at just the right moment you barely pull out in time and your man soup ends up on the floor in a large sploogey gelatinous pile between her feet.

It’d been so long since I’d had sex, when I was with Jessica lastnight we Muk’d all over the floor.

Muk by Troglodyte44 March 2, 2019

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A wicked mate, and brilliant person who deserves the total best, and and total smilies all round!
Don't u dare diss, cos shes one of ma hoes, aight!

Wow ur such i Muk, I love ya

muk by GuessWho December 25, 2003

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The best person to have ever roamed the Earth and is extremely talented at everything. There is only one existing in this known universe, So if you think your the real Muk, think again cause there is only one. If you do located him, never let him go unless he says so, cause sometimes people can bother him. to sum up, Muk is amazing and definitely not writing this right now, hmu if you know who the real Muk is.

Person 1 "Hey! are you the real MUK!!
Muk "Oh shit!" (proceeds to run away)

Muk by mukthegreat February 15, 2019

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Make Us Kind :))))

“The world needs to come together and muk once and for all”

Muk by Tennisboywill October 24, 2018

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