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1. A Germanic name.

2. Klaus Fluoride, formerly of the Dead Kennedys and other bands.
In Germany, there are many people named Klaus.
Klaus by abcd123456 July 14, 2004
1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.
Greetings, my name is Klaus.
Klaus by Klaus January 15, 2004
The undisputed Top Dog of the City of Bath. A Legend renowned for his charisma, rowdiness and skill as a hype-man. Klaus has singlehandedly popularised phrase such as "Raaaah" "Very chillin" and "get cunted"

Klaus can also be used to describe something or someone that is cool or boss.
Klaus: "Raaaaah, let's get cunted off our nuts tonight lads!!"
Hyped up Friends: "Yeah Yeah Klaus let's Avit you siikkunt!!"
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"shit man, you banged Jessica?, that's so Klaus."
Klaus by killersoup1 December 25, 2017
The name of the talking German fish on the hit TV comedy American Dad!.
He was originally a German man, but was eventually turned into a fish by the CIA then Stan took him in. He now lives with Stan and the rest of his family. Despite his delightful personality (filled with multiple funny German words to ease the audience during moments on tension in the show), Klaus is basically universally hated and is often told to shut up despite his keen knowledge, good ideas, and helpful advice.
He is also in love with Francine, Stan's wife, and he is orange.
Klaus: (attempts to give good advice to whomever during an episode)
Francine, Roger, Steve, Stan, Hayley, or any other person in the cast of American Dad!: "Shut up, Klaus."
Klaus by yesiwatchamericandad January 6, 2013
Klaus is the name of a human boy with a tail
Guy 1: You are standing on Klaus's tail

Guy 2: Sorry Klaus
Klaus by Latex19 December 9, 2010
Similiar to cockblock. When your friend kills you chance with a girl.
When your friend kills you chance with a girl. HE klaused you. From the name Klaus Von Bulen the killer.
klaus by elmagneto December 18, 2003